- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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zayn’s impression of pikachu
(Source: adorablehomos)
i’ve got 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my fault
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
(Source: fapitalism)

